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A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.
"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"
by Velociraptor With an RPG March 10, 2015
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