Definitions by Vee Are Are Schee
monopoly
A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.
monopoly by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003
car sex
The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.
car sex by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
amnesia
1: To not have memory.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
Fei, Cloud, Squall, and many more characters have had amnesia, for the purpse to hide their intruiging pasts until it would best impact the plot to reveal it.
The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
amnesia by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
Bubble Bobble
The most evil video game ever.
Bub and Bob trap monsters inside a bubble, first letting them asphyxiate for some time. Then, when they gasp futily for air, the dragons will pop the bubble,finally killing the monster. The suffering isn't over, however; the monster's soul will turn into a food product, and the dragon will then eat it.
Undoubtedly, the greatest game to ever grace this planet.
Bub and Bob trap monsters inside a bubble, first letting them asphyxiate for some time. Then, when they gasp futily for air, the dragons will pop the bubble,finally killing the monster. The suffering isn't over, however; the monster's soul will turn into a food product, and the dragon will then eat it.
Undoubtedly, the greatest game to ever grace this planet.
Bub trapped the wind-up monster in a bubble; then, when it was nearly dead from suffocation, he popped the bubble, sending the gasping monster flying across the room, smashing its skull on the wall. Bub then ate the monster's soul.
Bubble Bobble by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
El Mono
El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
El Mono by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003