Definitions by Vaughan Derrick

Celery 

One of the worst tasting foods ever to exist. You have to be crazy to eat it

Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"

Celery by Vaughan Derrick October 24, 2008

ooh me acles! 

ooh me testicles, spelt wrong

guy gets owned in counterstrike
guy - "Ooh me acles!"

ooh me acles! by Vaughan Derrick May 21, 2008

tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"

tims old lady by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008