Vaughan Derrick's definitions

Celery

One of the worst tasting foods ever to exist. You have to be crazy to eat it

Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"

by Vaughan Derrick October 24, 2008

ooh me acles!

ooh me testicles, spelt wrong

guy gets owned in counterstrike
guy - "Ooh me acles!"

by Vaughan Derrick May 21, 2008

tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"

by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008