Vance Freeman's definitions

mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

by Vance Freeman May 29, 2017

Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

Dilp

A dilp is commonly referring to a stuck up female, a bitch.

Gosh that girl Sierra is such a dilp.

by Vance Freeman May 18, 2009