colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.

by Vance Birznasty March 03, 2004

Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

by Vance Birznasty March 03, 2004

dick fuse

Someone who is not sweet. Someone you would never want to be stuck in an elevator with because they are annoying and uncool.

Sweet fucking Christ, that dude is a dick fuse.

by Vance Birznasty March 03, 2004

shit bird

A funny way of addressing your friends. It means whatever you want it to mean.

Hey shit bird, how the fuck are you??

by Vance Birznasty March 03, 2004

Chaldo_Pimp

Moron. This guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

that guy Chaldo_pimp is an idiot asshole.

by Vance Birznasty March 03, 2004