Definitions by Vance Birznasty

dick fuse 

Someone who is not sweet. Someone you would never want to be stuck in an elevator with because they are annoying and uncool.

Sweet fucking Christ, that dude is a dick fuse.

dick fuse by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

shit bird 

A funny way of addressing your friends. It means whatever you want it to mean.

Hey shit bird, how the fuck are you??

shit bird by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Douche Missle 

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

Douche Missle by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

colostomy bong 

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.

colostomy bong by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Chaldo_Pimp

Moron. This guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

that guy Chaldo_pimp is an idiot asshole.

Chaldo_Pimp by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004