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Alma

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An Alma is a girl that is really annoying, a negative influence in your life and a VSCO girl

If you have an Alma in your life you will suffer tremendouly, to the point of coughing blood. Other side effects of knowing an Alma are hearing demonic chants when you get near her, eyes melting because you have to look at her face and also having to hear terrible sex jokes that may or may not include her dad.life hack don't befriend an Alma, its a contract with the devil.

#tomato
guy 1) dude I'm feeling sick
guy 2) yeah me too, why's that?
Alma) my dad's so hot!!!!!!!
by Vagína atomica March 17, 2020
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