(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
(noun / adj.)
A roast disguised as an aesthetic. Used to describe someone who looks violently uneven, built like a mistake, or assembled by committee in the dark. Face, body, or outfit has no symmetry, no mercy, no reason. It’s not edgy. It’s just wrong.
A roast disguised as an aesthetic. Used to describe someone who looks violently uneven, built like a mistake, or assembled by committee in the dark. Face, body, or outfit has no symmetry, no mercy, no reason. It’s not edgy. It’s just wrong.
“Damn, she’s got that asymmetri-core—left eye doing algebra, right eye on vacation.”
“He built like an asymmetri-core action figure from the clearance bin.”
“He built like an asymmetri-core action figure from the clearance bin.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
The balance or combination of being beneficial and efficient at the same time.
A blend of “benefit” and “efficiency.”
Used when something provides value and works smoothly.
A blend of “benefit” and “efficiency.”
Used when something provides value and works smoothly.
by Urban zai June 06, 2025
A person whose appearance looks like they were assembled from spare parts — mismatched limbs, clunky proportions, and overall post-apocalyptic DIY cyborg energy. Think steampunk Frankenstein, but without the charm. Often used to describe someone who looks like they were designed by trial, error, and spite.
“She walked in like a rivetspawn — knees backward, elbows forward, and not a single matching part.”
“Dude got that rivetspawn body type. Built like a Mad Max side quest.”
“Not even AI could generate that build. That’s handcrafted rivetspawn architecture.”
“Dude got that rivetspawn body type. Built like a Mad Max side quest.”
“Not even AI could generate that build. That’s handcrafted rivetspawn architecture.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025