8 definitions by Urban Bone Master

When your infant is thirsty and the mother is not around, have your child suckle on the cap of your urethra, until the child is no longer thirsty.
Baby: Goo goo ga ga
Me: If only your mother hadn't passed away. (Begins to pull off pants)
Baby: Goo Goo ga ga (questioning life choices and why the hell there is dick milk coming out his urethra)
by Urban Bone Master May 15, 2019
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