Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

Gay homie Tuesday

When it’s Tuesday and you and your homie are alone and wanting a girls touch so instead you decide on your homies instead

Homie 1: yo homie what you doing?
Homie 2: don’t worry it’s gay homie Tuesday
Homie 1: oh ok I got your ;)

by Ur nan 69 May 3, 2018