Definitions by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad

Glerp 

To glerp: to defecate into the male slot of a preschool while being jelqed after munting

Hey Matthew! Want to come with me and Elliot to glerp the new preschool

Glerp by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad March 26, 2024

dirty felix 

A dirty Felix is the act of masturbating in the mouth of a cat-dog hybrid while smoking copious amounts of weed, sometimes while performing a dirty Felix you will look at donkey pxrn.

Friend 1: Bro my boy Felix performed the dirtiest of Felix's yesterday, then I sucked him off
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix

dirty felix by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad January 8, 2022