Ur mother's touch's definitions
A retard who doesn't socialize with females, has a Tarkov addiction, likes to say nigga, harasses everyone to get tarkov, has a small penis, claims to be physically fit even though he is just skin and bones, masturbates often, dislikes people of color, annoys people, and is a homosexual. If you are Brady McCrea just end it all.
by Ur mother's touch November 20, 2021
Get the Brady McCreamug. by Ur mother's touch August 1, 2021
Get the Kysynmug. Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.
Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021
Get the Escape From Tarkovmug.