Ur mom's bestie😍's definitions

Mallory

Someone so incredible that you can't even handle it. She's probably and absolute idiot, but people love her. She's super funny. She absolutely loves Taylor Swift. If you dated her before, why tf did you let her go? Go back to her and BEG cause you're not gonna find anyone that is more caring. She's also gorgeous and has an awesome faith in the Lord. Def keep her around forever.

Boy 1: You wanna fight over Mallory?
Boy 2: Bring it on, sissy.

by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 1, 2023

Ethan Smith

the best boy I've ever met. He makes me smile whenever I'm sad and lights up the room everywhere he goes.

girl 1: "damn Ethan Smith be fine"
me: "back off bitch"

by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 28, 2023