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A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.
“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”
by Upper left Nordic March 4, 2026
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