Definitions by Up Yours Society

Montana Therapy 

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.

Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.

Montana Therapy by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009

cock 

a chicken you morons!

Oh my God, that guy is about to stick his cock in that chicken!

cock by Up Yours Society February 4, 2009

Avenged Sevenfold 

Avenged centerfold are a shitty band that look like the bastard chldren of a gay biker and whiny emo. Their music is charicterized by stolen Iron Maiden riffs, simple chord progressions, and sissy vocals. Quite possibly, all butt pirates.

Fans are usually teenage girls or gender confused teenage boys.

Fag: Hey dude, did you hear the new avenged sevenfold album yet? It rocks!

True rocker: Piss off bitch! (pushes fag down, spits on him)

Avenged Sevenfold by Up Yours Society January 27, 2009