Definitions by Unprogrammed
Zank
Zank
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.
(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.
(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
“RIP to a Ozzy Osbourne.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
→ Get outta here, zank.
“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
→ Get outta here, zank.
“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
Zank by Unprogrammed July 22, 2025