Unicorn popsicle 's definitions

JLG

Short version for Jungle loving grandma who is 85 years or older and craves a big black man with suspenders and a bucket sized belly button so she has a place to lay her dentures at night.

“Did anyone see that old grandma with a very large black guy?”

“Hell yea, she’s a straight up JLG”

by Unicorn popsicle August 25, 2022