American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 02, 2024
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T-Doll

Waifu androids that are named after guns, from the game called "Girls Frontline".
GFL player: DAMN HK-416 is so hot! I wanna fuck her so bad...
non-GFL player: are you okay bro? you fr wanna fuck a firearm?
GFL player: not what I meant.....I meant HK-416 from GFL, a T-Doll. basically android waifu.
non-GFL player: yeah not much better.....*leaves*
by Unholy Saint January 17, 2025
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Freedom of speech

Something that was never really respected by any government, ever.
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother

Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech

The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 17, 2024
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