Definitions by Unfortunate cow

David 

The most sexiest man you could ever hope fore he is a smart, funny, sexy (×100), amd can make any person that he falls in love with feel very special. Although he can be shy and very unconfidant in himself those types of Davids are always the one that will treat you with the most love you could ever hope for.

I just wiah David would care for me as he does his girlfriend but he is too nice to cheat.

David by Unfortunate cow January 4, 2018

Pennywise

A mother fucking scary ass clown that is so fucking creepy looking it makes you want to shit your pants. If you ever see pennywise in the sewers either say im not afriad of you or run away like a little bitch

Dude I say pennywise he offered me a blowjob

Pennywise by Unfortunate cow September 24, 2017