Gruncle

An uncle with a grudge. usually the surly uncle with a gripe against something or some one.

nephew 1: omg there is uncle vee!

nephew 2: Oh god don't hes got a grudge against the state right now

nephew 2: oh Gruncle vee is back again huh

by UncleAlf December 30, 2019

spaztarf

A spastic retarf of gigantic proportions

Omg he's such a spaztarf he can't even tie his shoes but can rebuild a network switch..

by UncleAlf December 10, 2019