2 definitions by Uncle father
When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.
Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.
This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.
This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.
Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
by Uncle father November 30, 2022
A person who hovers around the dying or the mentally unwell family members in order to obtain things such as cars/wealth in any form. Inserting themselves into situations in order to carry out this practice.
Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.
Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard Willy ripped the car off his own 92 year old father when he was dying of cancer and was mentally unwell.
Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.
Willy D is a vulture
Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.
Willy D is a vulture
by Uncle father April 6, 2023