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A person who’s gender may potentially shift when engaged amongst the act of bathing; subsequently, if the individuals stands beneath the flow of water for an extended duration of time invariably risks losing their present identity due to the immense amount of combined hydrogen and oxygen that arrives considering said hydrogender habitually evades the normal hygiene regiment of the average human in fear of negating their present gender identity without one’s own neurological consent. Pert Plus, unlike Suave or Dove may ward off unwanted shifts in masculine/feminine characteristics.
Hydrogenders are frequently found wiping their armpits with and without soap in Greyhound bus terminals.
by Uncle Slingo October 23, 2018
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