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A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
by Uncle Phil (destroyer of scene kids) November 10, 2008
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They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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