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converge

A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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converge

A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)

An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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scenophobia

1. Fear of scene kid's.

2. Fear a certain action may be scene.
"My scenophobia is stopping me from attending the Norma Jean concert tonight."

"While I enjoy Job For A Cowboy's music, my scenophobia prevents me from purchasing their 'Doom' ep."
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patrol cap

A cap originally worn by military and other authority personnel. It is now a trend amongst hardcore kid's.
I just bought a Parkway Drive patrol cap last night, I'm so much more scene than you now!
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converge

A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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scenist

A person who holds strong prejudice towards scene kid's.
I'm a proud scenist, Converge have no talent and that's a fact!
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scenism

The act of being prejudiced towards scene kid's.
My scenism prevents me from attending certain local concerts.
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