Definitions by Uncle Nigel

samuel 

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it

Samuel is so nice

samuel by Uncle Nigel June 28, 2022

Cold Bowl 

When you sit on the toilet and realize the seat is still up.

Dude the other night i was busting for a dump but when i sat down i realized i cold bowled myself.

Cold Bowl by uncle nigel December 20, 2012