samuel

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it
Samuel is so nice
by Uncle Nigel June 29, 2022
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Cold Bowl

When you sit on the toilet and realize the seat is still up.
Dude the other night i was busting for a dump but when i sat down i realized i cold bowled myself.
by uncle nigel December 20, 2012
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