Doug Brien

The best Steelers Kicker since Norm Johnson.

Steeler fan #1: Did you hear Doug Brien tried to shoot himself in the head?
Steeler fan #2: No. What happened?.
Steeler fan #1: He missed wide left.
Steeler fan #2: Go Stillers!

by Uncle Hal September 18, 2005

Bill Brasky

A ten-foot monster who has slept with everyone\'s wives.

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

by Uncle Hal April 26, 2005