Definitions by Uncle Hal

Doug Brien 

The best Steelers Kicker since Norm Johnson.

Steeler fan #1: Did you hear Doug Brien tried to shoot himself in the head?
Steeler fan #2: No. What happened?.
Steeler fan #1: He missed wide left.
Steeler fan #2: Go Stillers!

Doug Brien by Uncle Hal September 27, 2005

Bill Brasky 

A ten-foot monster who has slept with everyone\'s wives.

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

Bill Brasky by Uncle Hal April 26, 2005