by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003
An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003
A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.
When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003
A couple of self-aggrandizing, lowlife, do-nothing shitstains the world could do without. Seriously delusional botards with demagogual complexes.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 09, 2003
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 27, 2003