Definitions by Uncle Funkalunkel
cock-tease
An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.
cock-tease by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
vaginal blood fart
vaginal blood fart by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
kk and doom
A couple of self-aggrandizing, lowlife, do-nothing shitstains the world could do without. Seriously delusional botards with demagogual complexes.
kk and doom by Uncle Funkalunkel October 9, 2003
Puta Esquerosa
Spanish, meaning 'Filthy Whore'. Usually a disgusting, vile woman. The 'es' in esquerosa is usually silent.
Puta Esquerosa by Uncle Funkalunkel October 9, 2003
Vart
A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.
When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.
Vart by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003
Butt Sneeze
A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Butt Sneeze by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
Butt Gravy
When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.
Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.
Butt Gravy by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003