vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
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Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.
Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003
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cock-tease

An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.
Cock-teases are almost as terrible as Republicans.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
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scallywag

When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.
I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003
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Vart

A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.
When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003
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kk and doom

A couple of self-aggrandizing, lowlife, do-nothing shitstains the world could do without. Seriously delusional botards with demagogual complexes.
KK and Doom are the two stupidest wannabe intellectuals to be allowed to breathe.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 09, 2003
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cutty

A fuckin' whiskey. Cutty Sark whisky, AKA Cutty, you country ass niggaz!
Damn country-ass sucka MCs cain't be THIS dumb.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 27, 2003
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