Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?

by Uncle Buttmunch June 05, 2018

Mosquito

The bug that makes you like flies better.

Mosquito

by Uncle Buttmunch June 05, 2018