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Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.
Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
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Mosquito

The bug that makes you like flies better.
Mosquito
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
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