Definitions by Uncle Buttmunch

Vegan 

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?

Vegan by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Mosquito 

The bug that makes you like flies better.

Mosquito

Mosquito by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018