Uncle Boner's definitions

Full Blown Boner

The event horizon of any gathering (social or private) at which the fun and excitement of the moment is bigger or more exciting than usual.

Guy1: "Dood, that party last night went Full Blown Boner right after you left with that Swamp Donkey. There were so many more hotty-bomb-bodies than guys that some of them ended up hooking up with each other!"

Guy2: "STFU..."

by Uncle Boner June 7, 2011

Front Twerkin

The act of thrusting one's dong satchel back and forth in a twerking motion.

Since the age of 12, the boy has been front twerkin like Peter North.

by Uncle Boner July 10, 2015