Ulysses H. Ficus's definitions

Strawberry Nose

A nose that is so infested with blackheads that it resembles the seeds on a strawberry.

Hal - "Oh my God, you need to pop some blackheads!"

Walter - "I know. I woke up this morning with an awful strawberry nose."

by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011

Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011