Definitions by Ulysses H. Ficus

Strawberry Nose 

A nose that is so infested with blackheads that it resembles the seeds on a strawberry.

Hal - "Oh my God, you need to pop some blackheads!"

Walter - "I know. I woke up this morning with an awful strawberry nose."

Strawberry Nose by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011

Mental Vasectomy 

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

Mental Vasectomy by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011