Definitions by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick

Ding dong danger wank 

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

Ding dong danger wank by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011