Ula Barber's definitions

Kaiser Baby

An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.

"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."

by Ula Barber January 14, 2008

"Turn on the hate"

This is a request to have the car radio tuned to the local conservative AM radio for the latest traffic and weather conditions. Usually asked two-minutes before the those reports are schedule to be announced, ex: at 7:48am for the 7:50am update. One must listen to two minutes of bile spouted by the conservative show-hosts while you wait for the useful information. Inspired by the "Two-Minute Hate" described by Orwell in "1984".

"Turn on the hate", looks like traffic is slowing down up ahead.

by Ula Barber January 28, 2009