Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person is not sure is correct

Reporter: Sir! Can you name the mayor of New York City?
Richard: Uh, Bruce Wayne, but don’t quote me on that.

by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 20, 2017

Lucky son of a bitch

Phrase used to express envy over a (usually male) friend’s good fortune

James: Yo, Dick! I just had a threesome with the two hottest cheerleaders behind those bleachers!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!

by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 10, 2017