Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Sailposting 

The act of making a sentence and finishing it with a word that rhymes with "Sail." It became a trend in the unofficial lyric video for the song "Sail" by Awolnation.

Sailposting is good

Sailposting by Ubeenbamboozledson October 9, 2023

Faith In Humanity 

Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent

Faith in humanity

Status: Lost forever

Faith In Humanity by Ubeenbamboozledson October 1, 2023

Bone Hurting Juice 

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

Bone Hurting Juice by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

Nickelback

A band people only hate because the Internet told them to.

"Why do we hate Nickelback?"
"We just do."
"Ok."

Nickelback by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2023

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack 

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

Cheaters Never Prosper 

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation

"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?

Cheaters Never Prosper by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023