Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
Get the I can't talkmug. A schizophrenic artist who eventually turned to making hilarious songs which are so bad, they're good.
Here's to Wesley Willis (1963-2003)
Your songs were absolutely terrible, but they are hilarious to listen to.
Your songs were absolutely terrible, but they are hilarious to listen to.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 3, 2022
Get the Wesley Willismug. The origin of ASDFophobia
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2021
Get the ASDFophobiamug. A well-known subreddit where all the images have the "spoiler" tag by default. Above each post is a description of two things that you may see if you click the image. (The website chooses which one it will be at random.)One of them is typically quite pleasant, while the other is...not so pleasant.
For example, you may see a 50/50 where one of the possible posts is a bunch of kittens sleeping in a box, while the other option is a man waking up from anesthesia while undergoing open-heart surgery. (This is just an example. But the bad outcome is not an exaggeration; some of them are actually very graphic and utterly terrifying.)
...You get the idea. This subreddit can either make your day, or it can scar you for life.
For example, you may see a 50/50 where one of the possible posts is a bunch of kittens sleeping in a box, while the other option is a man waking up from anesthesia while undergoing open-heart surgery. (This is just an example. But the bad outcome is not an exaggeration; some of them are actually very graphic and utterly terrifying.)
...You get the idea. This subreddit can either make your day, or it can scar you for life.
Reddit 50/50 is a very popular challenge with Youtubers. But please, enter it at your own risk. You may want to puke if you get the bad outcome one too many times.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 21, 2021
Get the Reddit 50/50mug. by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022
Get the Are You Writing a Book?mug. The act of giving someone or something a bunch of overly negative reviews using a multitude of alternate accounts in order to artificially decrease their rating out of spite. It's a dick move, but there are VERY RARE occasions where it is justified.
"My friend is quite possibly the most spiteful person ever. When he was in college, he once had an extremely awful professor who made his life a living hell. So, when he finally transferred, he got curious and found that the professor had a surprisingly good rating. Outraged, he made hundreds of alts and started review bombing the professor until the description was filled to the brim with negative reviews; the professor's rating was reduced to just one star. I said to my friend, "God damn. Thanks for letting me know not to get on your bad side!" And he just nodded."
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
Get the Review Bombingmug. A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.
Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021
Get the That Sounded Better In My Headmug.