A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
Get the condom-wankmug. Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
Get the Splort!mug. A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.
I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!
by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021
Get the hypno-gasmmug. A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
Get the cunt-bustermug. A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Get the Kirby suck-gasmmug. A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.
My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
Get the Line-upmug. by USAF Cadet April 01, 2021
Get the BSBJmug.