UNITED UNION OF DAVE's definitions
by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021
Get the DEUHmug. /ˈsprītkat/
noun
the ultimate form of karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas), in which he has obtained a sprite bottle (see: calsineb) and is now the all-powerful overseeing deity of mcdonalds.
mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."
noun
the ultimate form of karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas), in which he has obtained a sprite bottle (see: calsineb) and is now the all-powerful overseeing deity of mcdonalds.
mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."
by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021
Get the SPRITEKATmug. /ˈkalsineb/
noun
the name of the all-powerful empty 2-liter sprite bottle that gives karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas, spritekat) his pure, raw vibes. if you see this bottle you most likely will not live to see another day.
noun
the name of the all-powerful empty 2-liter sprite bottle that gives karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas, spritekat) his pure, raw vibes. if you see this bottle you most likely will not live to see another day.
"CALSINEB. THE DESTROYER. THE HATEFUL. THE FUCKING TWO LITER MENACE. Blessed by Ronald himself. It intimidates all. It strikes fear into the hearts of those who dare call themselves the gods of this world. You shalt not fucketh with Calsineb."
by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021
Get the Calsinebmug. /ɡərl help/
expression
in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.
expression
in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.
by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021
Get the GIRL HELPmug.