Definitions by UNITED UNION OF DAVE

Calsineb 

/ˈkalsineb/
noun
the name of the all-powerful empty 2-liter sprite bottle that gives karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas, spritekat) his pure, raw vibes. if you see this bottle you most likely will not live to see another day.

"CALSINEB. THE DESTROYER. THE HATEFUL. THE FUCKING TWO LITER MENACE. Blessed by Ronald himself. It intimidates all. It strikes fear into the hearts of those who dare call themselves the gods of this world. You shalt not fucketh with Calsineb."

Calsineb by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

GIRL HELP 

/ɡərl help/
expression

in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.

"GIRL HELP I AM IN THE WATER"

GIRL HELP by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

SPRITEKAT 

/ˈsprītkat/
noun
the ultimate form of karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas), in which he has obtained a sprite bottle (see: calsineb) and is now the all-powerful overseeing deity of mcdonalds.

mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."

mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."

SPRITEKAT by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

DEUH 

/dēˈə/
exclamation

B. just trust us.

garfield: "wait guys hear me out. gamkatmaeda <3<"

chris: "DEUH"

DEUH by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021