Definitions by UNICORN!!!

Quandike Bar

The most delisiously Asian, banana-flavored, chocolate-covered frozen treat you will ever taste. Not from concentrate. Also comes in Adorable Apple, Cuddly Cherry, and FUCKYOUEMOSELFPITYINGFRESHMEN flavors.

Emily: Oh look! A Quandike Bar!
Quan: ...No.

Quandike Bar by UNICORN!!! February 26, 2010