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Alice

Alice is a caring, accepting person... expect for when she isn't. Duolingo is her passion. "Oki Doki!" she says in a frigid french accent. CAN'T. BE. TAMED. she has daddy issues and smokes ciggies. she's just quirky like that. everyone wants to know her but nobody does. she is secretly dead inside and pops 8 NovaNuits with a hit of meth before starring into he abyss murmuring "i need to do my english HL draft..." blankly and repeatedly.

person : omg why is that person doing drugs while learning Dutch?
Alice: bc i cant lose my duolingo streak!

by UNCAH JAaMS March 2, 2022