UJO's definitions

Alpha Man

verb, to Alpha Man someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Alpha Man-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.


He is now a robot, known as Super Mecha Alpha Man, and is a force for good.

During his life he displayed boundless acts of love, charity, and courage. He was not in any way, shape or form a racist.

1) "Guess what I did? Wayne pissed me off, so I Alpha Manned him while he was napping."

by UJO January 29, 2009