Typical Elitist Metalhead's definitions

Twilight

An over-rated movie which would only really be worth watching if Blade was in it.

My version of Twilight:

Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.

Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.

END.

by Typical Elitist Metalhead July 9, 2010