Definitions by Tyler Pence

train to Bangkok 

To be under the influence of drugs.

We were riding the train to Bangkok last night.

train to Bangkok by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

jerkass

A highly rude or insensitive person.

Outta my way, jerkass!

jerkass by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

Bellini Day 

A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.

This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!

Bellini Day by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003