Tyler Pence's definitions

train to Bangkok

To be under the influence of drugs.

We were riding the train to Bangkok last night.

by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

jerkass

A highly rude or insensitive person.

Outta my way, jerkass!

by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

Bellini Day

A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.

This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!

by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003