cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg January 02, 2007

nub in the tub

An insult used to describe intelligent people who have done something very newb-like. While they are normally capable, smart human beings, on some occasions they act like a nub.

See also test tube newb.

Sean was being a nub in the tub today--he even lit the wrong end of his cigarette.

by Tyler McClurg January 02, 2007