Definitions by Tyler H.

widdle wood

To Masterbate, beat meat, jerk off, choke the chicken

I'm just going to stay here and widdle wood!

widdle wood by Tyler H. April 21, 2008

waterfoul 

A waterfoul happens when you are in the shower with your back turned towards the shower head. While letting the water run down your crack, let a big fart loose, the water muffels the gas making it sound like you are taking a shower with a duck or goose. QUACK, QUACK!!

Be sure it is just gas. A waterfoul is hard to clean up.

waterfoul by Tyler H. November 27, 2007