Tyler Durden's definitions

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

camslut

A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.

I am a genuine camslut. see_colon_slash over on Yahoo.

by Tyler Durden January 20, 2004

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004