Tyler Durden's definitions

jealous

In which you want something, that you can never have. you corrupt reputations and lives because of it, but in the end you never get what you want, so don't even bother.

Emily is jealous because all of her friends are in relationships. She wishe's she could be in one too. But it's never going to happen, so in return she get's mad at her friends, because she doesn't have a lify

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2005

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

camslut

A self-hating whore too pissed at the world around them to make true physical contact who instead jerks it on his or her brand new webcam.

I am a genuine camslut. see_colon_slash over on Yahoo.

by Tyler Durden January 20, 2004