To Be caught in a Garfoxshod means to find oneself in a situation wherein you are vastly outnumbered and utterly surrounded by a pack of vicious, hangry wild foxes. 🦊.
Coworker 1: Hey! Did you hear about Jorge's adventure in the Midwest wilderness last weekend?
Coworker 2: No, I haven't seen Jorge all week. Did he make it through okay?
Coworker 1: Just about! Gorjhe said he woke up in his tent on Sunday morning (the last day of his three-day trip) in a complete state of shock after encountering a Garfoxshod. Last I heard, Hoerghe was resting and recovering from the whole experience. Unfortunately, he lost his left arm to a pack of foxes, but he’s alive to share the tale with his family.
Coworker 2: Oh no, poor Jorghre! I’ve heard stories about how scary it can be to find yourself in a Garfoxshod situation. I hope Goerghjre is recovering well. This has to be the third time he’s lost a limb since we started using "Garfoxshod" in our workplace chats to tease him about his frequent PTO requests during our busiest season!
Coworker 1: Yeah, it shook him up. We should keep him and his family in our thoughts and prayers. Not everyone makes it out of a Garfoxshod and lives to tell the story.
Coworker 2: Absolutely, sending all the positive vibes to Jgeorjhgee for a speedy recovery after that unexpected encounter!
Coworker 1: Wishing Joychre a quick recovery. Godspeed Jorghre!
Coworker 2: No, I haven't seen Jorge all week. Did he make it through okay?
Coworker 1: Just about! Gorjhe said he woke up in his tent on Sunday morning (the last day of his three-day trip) in a complete state of shock after encountering a Garfoxshod. Last I heard, Hoerghe was resting and recovering from the whole experience. Unfortunately, he lost his left arm to a pack of foxes, but he’s alive to share the tale with his family.
Coworker 2: Oh no, poor Jorghre! I’ve heard stories about how scary it can be to find yourself in a Garfoxshod situation. I hope Goerghjre is recovering well. This has to be the third time he’s lost a limb since we started using "Garfoxshod" in our workplace chats to tease him about his frequent PTO requests during our busiest season!
Coworker 1: Yeah, it shook him up. We should keep him and his family in our thoughts and prayers. Not everyone makes it out of a Garfoxshod and lives to tell the story.
Coworker 2: Absolutely, sending all the positive vibes to Jgeorjhgee for a speedy recovery after that unexpected encounter!
Coworker 1: Wishing Joychre a quick recovery. Godspeed Jorghre!
by TwoX🐻 January 09, 2025
A mental awareness that occurs when you are reading the Bible and begin to quite immersively relate to and identify with the experiences interwoven through the scriptural text.
(Scene setting: Sunday afternoon in the back of a church sanctuary somewhere in the Midwest):
Church Member Bob: I was reading 2 Kings 2 for my Bible study this week on Wednesday and I was relating too much with some of the main characters in the story...
Church Member Bill: That happened to me too while reading the New Testament this week.
Bob: Yeah this book is seriously too long for you not to get seriously invested in the interwoven storyline.
Bill: Yeah, it's like when the spirit of God is awakened within you? We call that Christception in my small group.
Bob: Ah, glad I have a word for it now.
Bill: Just curious, which characters in 2 Kings 2 did you find most relatable? Elisha or the children?
Bob: Well, actually, The bears 🐻
Church Member Bob: I was reading 2 Kings 2 for my Bible study this week on Wednesday and I was relating too much with some of the main characters in the story...
Church Member Bill: That happened to me too while reading the New Testament this week.
Bob: Yeah this book is seriously too long for you not to get seriously invested in the interwoven storyline.
Bill: Yeah, it's like when the spirit of God is awakened within you? We call that Christception in my small group.
Bob: Ah, glad I have a word for it now.
Bill: Just curious, which characters in 2 Kings 2 did you find most relatable? Elisha or the children?
Bob: Well, actually, The bears 🐻
by TwoX🐻 April 17, 2024