Definitions by Two-handed anaconda

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

Higher than bathroom chicken by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

Booty trash

Some lame ass, 3rd string, amateur trying to be professional, with no skills to compete in intended competition. Garbage

"Oh here comes Trevor trying to sell those nugs like they're the funk, he's booty trash.

Booty trash by Two-handed anaconda May 25, 2024

birthdaycation 

The time you are allowed to do whatever you want because it's your birthday.

I'm not doing shit, it's my birthdaycation.
12 tequila shots on a Tuesday, because I'm on birthdaycation.

birthdaycation by Two-handed anaconda April 26, 2020