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A person (usually female) who doesn’t know how to deal with reality. Vibezilla’s are very unhelpful and often have Narcissistic traits.
They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
Vibezilla: “don’t you ever compare your life to the live’s of others in order to wake yourself up?”
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
by TwiztedSnowman May 21, 2022
Get the vibezilla mug.A phoneyfuck is a person who always has multiple cell phones on them or near them.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Hey Bob, be careful around Clarence, he’s running around bragging about all the new phones he got from different people. He’s being a phoneyfuck trying to put service on all of them.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
by TwiztedSnowman January 18, 2025
Get the PhoneyFuck mug.A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
by TwiztedSnowman June 24, 2022
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