Definitions by TwiztedSnowman

Megalodump

When you shit so fierce that you have to wipe your whole back because of the backsplash.

Damn it! I just took a megalodump and got covered in blue toilet water !

Megalodump by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017

Dick Dandruff 

Slang for crystal meth.

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."

Dick Dandruff by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

King Beat 

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.

Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?

King Beat by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016