by TwerkingSlothFetus November 16, 2014
Its friday. What are you doing yestertommorow?
by TwerkingSlothFetus October 20, 2017
Bitch: Wheres your dick? All i see is a dickgrass down there!
Carl: Bitch, my lawn won't mow it self.
Carl: Bitch, my lawn won't mow it self.
by TwerkingSlothFetus November 26, 2014
by TwerkingSlothFetus December 04, 2017
Thaddeus saw his gal with anotha nigga, jealous, he popped his nine millimeter and gave him the lead. Thaddeus had committed jealocide
by TwerkingSlothFetus June 17, 2015
A ratchet and utterly most disgusting and vile thot that has ever walked the planet, smells fishfingered, queefsalot , and gives you a inward boner when you lay eyes on the creature. They usually feed off each other, and breeding them usually results in a autistic spectrum mulatto, further evolving them into ratchet beasts.
Walking in the street Seth came across a wild runtcunt hiding in a dark alleyway. The creature emitted a queef and a foul fish oder. As Seth passed by it, it's arms flailed and he noticed a glimmer of liquid squirt out. As he witnessed this, his cock shot into his bladder. Terrified Seth darted off into the distance, eyes bleeding from what he just saw.
by TwerkingSlothFetus November 14, 2014
by TwerkingSlothFetus November 14, 2014