Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops

Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia

by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016

OKAY! DAMN! SHIT!

When The Gabbie Show gets criticized harshly and has had learned too much info.

*Gabby walks to two friends fighting*
Gabby: Guys, Stop Fighting!
Friend 1: Why don't you stop eating Gabby?
Friend 2: Yeah! That's why your friend cheated on you!
Gabby: Okay! Damn! Shit!

by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016