APO

Anti-Pants Organization

"Dude, where are your pants?"
"Man, I'm in APO. We don't wear pants."
"Um... I don't think that's what that means..."
"Dude, I was just at the APO house and none of those bitches had pants on."

by TurkeyBaster May 27, 2012

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

by Turkeybaster March 04, 2008