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An alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.
Guy #1: That lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many Nordstrom bags she was carrying?
Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
by Turkey Torso November 27, 2009
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