Definitions by Turkey Boy
angray
Guy 1: Yesterday I was trying to see my girl, but she told me she was gonna be busy with her study partner, who's another guy of course. I was so angry, but at the same time depressed 'cause I couldn't see her.
Guy 2: Dude... Sounds like you had a serious case of angray.
Guy 2: Dude... Sounds like you had a serious case of angray.
angray by Turkey Boy March 30, 2009
Halfcore
Akin to halfcaf coffee, and just as you would likely expect, halfcore is half of what hardcore is. Only a fraction of the dedication.
I was playing a game the other night, but I was busy reading online comics at the time, so I was only grinding halfcore.
Halfcore by Turkey Boy March 8, 2009
snacrifice
To sacrifice something (usually your own personal tastes) for the greater good of snacking as a group. First coined in a "For Better Or For Worse" strip, published August 31st, 2007.
April: But you love them! How can you buy butter tarts with no raisins?!
Elly: Call it a snacrifice.
Elly: Call it a snacrifice.
snacrifice by Turkey Boy December 9, 2008
snacrifice
To sacrifice something (usually your own personal tastes) for the greater good of snacking as a group. First coined in a "For Better Or For Worse" strip, published August 31st, 2007.
April: But you love them! How can you buy butter tarts with no raisins?!
Elly: Call it a snacrifice.
Elly: Call it a snacrifice.
snacrifice by Turkey Boy July 20, 2008
sharp as an apple
An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
sharp as an apple by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008
hotsicle
Someone who meets two requirements. Firstly, being exceedingly attractive, and secondly being exceedingly cool. Someone who is a hotsicle, typically has lots of friends who admire him/her (or alternately are envious of him/her). Any guy or girl in a relationship with a hotsicle tends towards being very lucky in the short term, but runs a risk of being extremely unlucky in the long term, as hotsicles also generally are not the brightest people around, and lack key principles where relationships are concerned.
Guy 1: Man... Did you just see that girl that walked past us? I'd hit that in a new york minute.
Guy 2: Are you kidding? I agree she's a hotsicle, but you know what they say about those...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? I agree she's a hotsicle, but you know what they say about those...
hotsicle by Turkey Boy January 31, 2008
illeacting
Overreacting, or being overly dramatic, to the point where a small event becomes the equivalent size of Homer's Illead. Making a big deal over something that probably shouldn't have even been a problem at all in the first place.
Girl: Oh. My. Gawd. You should have heard her! She told me that my hair was frizzy! That bitch won't get away with it. You'll see. I'm going to get my revenge, and here's how I'll do it...
Guy: Alright, calm down. Seriously, you're illeacting right now. Take a deep breath and let it go.
Guy: Alright, calm down. Seriously, you're illeacting right now. Take a deep breath and let it go.
illeacting by Turkey Boy January 31, 2008